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Emotional Clarity.

Choose the plan that fits your venting needs. Whether you're casually annoyed or existentially exhausted, we have a space for you.

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The Venter

For the occasional bad day.

$0 / month

Includes

check_circle 3 Rants per day
check_circle Basic text analysis
check_circle Community access
cancel Voice rants
cancel Deep personality insights
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The Empath

For those who feel deeply.

$9.99 / month

Everything in Free, plus:

check_circle Unlimited Rants
check_circle Advanced Emotional AI Analysis
mic Voice-to-Text Rant Processing
bolt Instant Priority Matching
lock Incognito Mode
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The Zen Master

Commit to long-term peace.

$199 / lifetime

Exclusive Benefits

verified Lifetime Pro Access
star Early access to new features
shield_person "Founder" Profile Badge
support_agent Priority 24/7 Support

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Venter Empath Zen Master
Matching Algorithm Standard Advanced AI Advanced AI + Beta
Daily Rants 3 Unlimited Unlimited
Voice Analysis remove check check
Profile Insights Basic Deep Dive Deep Dive
Support Community Email Priority

Frequently Asked Questions

help Does SootheMe sell my data?

Absolutely not. Your rants are analyzed anonymously to find matches and then discarded from the raw processing buffer. We monetize through subscriptions, not your secrets.

help Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. If you subscribe to the monthly plan, you can cancel at any time and you will retain access until the end of your billing cycle.

help Is the Lifetime plan really lifetime?

Yes! Pay once and you have "Empath" level access forever, plus any future features we roll out to our Founder tier.

Still not sure?

Start with the free plan. You'll be surprised how much better you feel after just one match.